What's Malcolm Crowder-Rattray obsessed with today

What's Malcolm Crowder-Rattray obsessed with today Seen around John So Town overdressed for every occasion.
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Mystery Cupcake
Ryan Marshall Tal
Ryan Marshall Tal

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marshallvore:

sometime ago Ryan, Tal and I threw down this totally epic jam “Mystery Cupcake” at PAXAM. Probably all of our best work yet.

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devonwelstead:

Celebrate In Style | Gilt Groupe

Art Director: Bradley Browder
Photographer: Andy Ryan
Stylist: Mac Huelster
Groomer: Scott McMahan

Talent: Wyatt Mitchell, Andrew Knowlton, Marcus Nilsson, Daniel Kessler, Damon Boelte, Mark Anthony Green

Crispin Glover in Hiszpanka/Influence

Crispin Glover in Hiszpanka/Influence

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David Lynch by Gerard Rancinan

David Lynch by Gerard Rancinan

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lightsoftokyo:

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goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.
tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.
She won being a pirate.
She got history’s high score.

I am so excited for this to be a TV show I cannot even.

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lightsoftokyo:

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

I am so excited for this to be a TV show I cannot even.

dropboxofcuriosities:

Alfred Gescheidt

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dropboxofcuriosities:

Alfred Gescheidt

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theblacklacedandy:

missingsun:

‘Fantastic Ms. Fox’ US Vogue October 2011: Stella Tennant, photographed by David Sims

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stunningpicture:

Thwaites Brewery in England told workers it was cutting 60 staff. My dad’s mates worked as electricians there and shorted the lights in retaliation…

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stunningpicture:

Thwaites Brewery in England told workers it was cutting 60 staff. My dad’s mates worked as electricians there and shorted the lights in retaliation…

Sebastian pissed himself in the carrier today so i had to bath him. what is this dreamland shit in this illustration?!.

Sebastian pissed himself in the carrier today so i had to bath him. what is this dreamland shit in this illustration?!.

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nothingpersonaluk:

Towards Uncharted Territory /Dansk Magazine
Photography Aitken Jolly /Styling Anders Sølvsten Thomsen /Model Thomas Penfound

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nothingpersonaluk:

Towards Uncharted Territory /Dansk Magazine

Photography Aitken Jolly /Styling Anders Sølvsten Thomsen /Model Thomas Penfound

nothingpersonaluk:

Vogue Nippon September 2008 /Kiss of Death /m Georgina S /ph Miles Aldridge

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nothingpersonaluk:

Vogue Nippon September 2008 /Kiss of Death /m Georgina S /ph Miles Aldridge

geraldinetheurot-linocuts:

21 cm x 30 cm - Linocut - Dole (Jura) © Géraldine Theurot - all rights reserved

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geraldinetheurot-linocuts:

21 cm x 30 cm - Linocut - Dole (Jura) © Géraldine Theurot - all rights reserved

fuckyeahdochammer:

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Doc Hammer signing at the Century Guild booth, featuring his oil paintings.
SDCC 2013

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fuckyeahdochammer:

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Doc Hammer signing at the Century Guild booth, featuring his oil paintings.

SDCC 2013